10 Fun Knock, Knock Jokes For Kids – Free Printable!

I don’t know about you, but my kids LOVE to tell jokes, and knock, knock jokes are some of their favorites. Unfortunately, they aren’t very good at it and most of the time the joke ends with them yelling out “pee pee!” or “poo poo!” and then laughing hysterically. So I have decided to teach them a few new jokes to share with their friends and get a few laughs. Plus, I just really love to see them smile :) Here are 10 kid friendly knock, knock jokes for you to share with your own little ones. You can print them out with this free printable. Enjoy!

10 Fun Knock, Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aw, don’t cry, it’s just me!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Ear.

Ear who?

Ear you are, I’ve been looking everywhere for you!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Wow, you sure are excited to see me!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupting pir- (you interrupt them here)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you with all my heart!

 

Print them here.

 

Share your kids’ favorite knock, knock jokes in the comments below!

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